Happy (almost technically) summer, Hoyas!
Bring on the warm weather, sandy beaches, service trips across the globe and internships, internships, internships! As you know, each season brings a special etiquette – i.e., “Don’t wear white after Labor Day” and “You can only start listening to Christmas music after Thanksgiving” – and summer is no different. The sunny skies and lazy days of the season bring about a special rule book that is all their own. So let’s take a gander at it, shall we? Here are “The Things You Can Only Get Away With During Summer”:
Summer is the only time when you can sleep in all day.
So in the morning, you can be like this:
And then in the afternoon, you’re a little like this:
But then at night, you look like this…
…because you’re going out! Duh.
Maybe you’re even going to a bonfire!
Okay, maybe more like this:
Only during the summer can you chill by the pool…
… and do really cool tricks off the diving board.
And afterwards, you can eat ridiculous amounts of these Freeze Pops:
And then eat obscene amounts of ice cream:
Followed by daiquiris.
And then you’ll go to a music festival.
And then watch a bajillion episodes of Arrested Development.
For example, you can wear a whole bunch of pastels. BECAUSE IT’S SUMMER.
Just kidding. You should NEVER wear that bathing suit because it is morally and visually WRONG.
But you can go to the beach! (Because it’s summer.)
And you’ll look like the cast of Baywatch!
Only because it’s summer. And you’re awesome.
Happy summer, Hoyas!