If you haven’t heard, Blake Shelton was recently named the Sexiest Man Alive. We here at 4E are unsure if it’s just us, or if everyone else also has trouble seeing what People Magazine and Gwen Stefani see (look below for reference).
To try and get some perspective on this confusing choice, here’s a list of 15 people we think are sexier than Blake Shelton:
- The pizza in the above gif
- Amanda Bynes
- The Wisey’s Rat
- Jack the Bulldog
- Bill Clinton
- Todd Olson
- Josh Peck (pre-not inviting Drake Bell to his wedding)
- Patrick Ewing
- Amanda Bynes in “She’s the Man”
- The Dad from “Drake and Josh”
- Jack the Bulldog on a skateboard
- Kim Kim (we still miss you on the panini press)
- John DeGioia
- Todd Olson in full convocation garb
- Bradley Cooper
We at 4E simply cannot fathom how none of these fine options preceded Blake Shelton. People Magazine, we urge you to take into account this definitive list before choosing your ~Sexiest Man Alive~ next year.
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Everybody knows why Sochi has been having unexpectedly high temperatures these past few days: The Olympians there are just too hot! It’s an understatement to say that the athletes competing in the Sochi Winter Games are the epitome of fit and beautiful. For those that really just watch the Olympics to admire muscles, six packs or just pure beauty, here’s a guide to help you be on the lookout for the most enjoyable sights you’ll see during this year’s Winter Games…
1. Bode Miller
Miller is a skier from the U.S. who has already garnered 5 career Winter Olympic medals!
2. Tina Weirather
All the way from Liechtenstein comes another alpine ski racer who made her debut in the World Cup when she was just 16.
3. David Backes
Backes is a U.S. Olympic hockey player and captain of the St. Louis Blues!
4. Jamie Anderson
Hailing from Lake Tahoe, Anderson is an Olympic snowboarder who won gold in the inaugural Women’s Slopestyle event in Sochi.
5. Bene Mayr
Germany is represented by this sexy freestyle skier. Just look at all all that freestyle swag!
6. Tina Maze
A World Cup alpine skier from Slovenia, she’s the current Super-G world champion and is also an Olympic champion in downhill.
7. Jonathan Toews
This Canadian Olympic competitor’s one hot hockey player, but he knows how to cool things down on the ice.
8. Sara Hurtado
De España, Hurtado is an ice dancer. Her Spanish look is sure to spice things up.
9. Shani Davis
Another athlete from the U.S., Davis is a speed skater. Just look at that smile!
10. Theresa Johaug
Last but not least, this blonde beauty is a cross-country skier from Norway.
Well, Hoyas, I don’t know about you, but after looking at these Olympians I have to go to Yates to feel a little better about myself! See you on the treadmills!
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