The Best Pickup Lines for Halloween Condomgrams

Halloween Condom-Gram

Every Halloween, H*yas for Choice sells condomgrams (because the last thing students need is a post-Halloween spook). For a dollar, a H*yas for Choice member will hand-deliver a condom and a personalized card to the Georgetown student of your choice.

With these condomgrams comes a lot of pressure to make witty and creative Halloween-themed pickup lines. The cards can be anonymous, allowing us to finally hit on that cutie from math class, poke fun at our roommates or make our abstinent friends very uncomfortable. Here are a few ideas to get you started:

My devil costume won’t be the only thing that’s horny tonight.

I know if I’m haunting you, you must be haunting me.

Even the best candy needs a wrapper.

Because your face shouldn’t be the only thing covered up on Halloween.

So you won’t have to go trick-or-treating as a parent next year.

You’re the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.

Ready to make you my BOO!

Why dress up for candy when you can undress for me?

In case you get a costume that somehow makes you appealing.

Happy Halloweiner!

Have an incredible Halloween and make sure that even if you aren’t participating in the H*yas for Choice condomgram extravaganza, you’re still making safe decisions while embracing the #debauchery.

Got any Halloween pickup lines of your own? Add them below in the comments.

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Georgetown-Themed Pickup Lines

Georgetown Pickup LinesLove is in the air on the Hilltop! As it happens every year, February is bringing out the hormone craziness in Georgetown student population.

We here at 4E know it’s a fact that nothing says Valentine’s Day more than cheesy pickup lines. And we happen to kill the pickup game because we’re sooooo witty.

So because of this reality, 4E is (currently) holding a Valentine’s Day competition for 5 pairs of tickets to a hilarious comedy show in D.C. on Valentine’s Day (featuring Nema Williams and Ed Blaze with special guest HOPE FLOOD). It is bound to be legen – wait for it – dary.

How do you win these free tickets? Glad you asked: All you have to do to get your name in the running is tweet to @thehoya4E with your best (and hottest) pickup lines! From these we will determine the best lines and the winners will be rewarded with these amazing tickets! You can find all of the instructions here.

Comedy and love, or just comedy and not love — whatever your fancy is, you will have an amazing time. Laughter cures all wounds, right?

To get you in the mood for the competition (and romance?), here are 4E’s Georgetown-themed pickup lines:

Girl, you’re like Wisey’s because every time I’m with you it’s madness.

I wish we could go back to NSO, ’cause girl I want to break the ice with you.

The only thing I’m checking out at Lau is you.

Do you work in Vittles? Because I think you’re Vital to my happiness.

Let’s be men and women for each other.

I’m an RHO employee; What size is your package?

You’re like Jack the Bulldog; I really wanna take a walk with you.

Somebody call GERMS, cause it’s unhealthy for you to look that good.

Girl, you’re like Chicken Finger Thursdays; I’d wait all week for you.

Let’s be like the cups in Leo’s and stick together.

Your eyes are like the ICC, I get lost in them all the time.

Are you in the SFS? Because I wanna map your modern world. 

Try them on your floor, that person you like or even me … whomever! Think you can do better? Tweet at us and enter for a chance to win! Oh, and make sure you feel the love, Hoyas.

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Valentine’s Day Contest: WIN FREE STUFF!

UntitledLove to laugh? Like to love? This year we are giving away FIVE pairs of tickets to a hot comedy show on Valentine’s Day so you and your special someone (and maybe your third wheel) can have a steamy, romantic evening watching each other laugh so hard you choke on your sparkling apple cider.

The tickets are for a Feb. 14 show that will be held at The Arc Theater and features D.C. comedians Nema Williams and Ed Blaze alongside special guest HOPE FLOOD. Oh, did we mention that we’re giving away these tickets FOR FREE?

All you have to do to win is tweet the sauciest pickup lines possible to @thehoya4E. (Keep ’em clean, though.) The 4E staff will then try them out on unsuspecting bachelors/bachelorettes to determine our favorites, and then we’ll announce our contest winners who will be off to a night of laughter, footsies and projectile soup. Don’t forget your bib!

To get your wheels spinning, we’ve provided two of our favorite pickup lines for inspiration. May the love be ever in your favor:

1. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

2. Do you like pepperoni? Cause I want a pizza dat.

See? This is why you guys get to make up the pickup lines and we’re the ones giving you free comedy show tickets. Get those creative Cupid juices flowing, kids.

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