Surprised Patrick: Georgetown Edition

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Surprised Patrick is, obviously, surprised at a lot of things. When he was brought to the Georgetown campus, chaos ensued. We were able to take a few pictures of him but then we lost track of him and can’t figure out where he went!

It’s up to you to tell us where on campus he is. Make your own Surprised Patrick photo and send it to us at [email protected] It might just make it up on 4E.

Surprised Patrick was surprised by the missing clock hands.

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And by how scandalous some of the Georgetown Confessions are
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And by his experience in John Carroll’s lapScreen Shot 2013-04-01 at 11.19.25 PM

And he was obviously surprised by Jack’s last boxScreen Shot 2013-04-01 at 11.18.26 PM And by the Casual headband and “put me in coach” sign on the day of the FGCU game that shall remain unmentioned.Screen Shot 2013-04-01 at 11.16.27 PM

And he was definitely surprised by the lack of GUTS busses on weekendsScreen Shot 2013-04-01 at 11.13.46 PM

He also couldn’t contain his surprise at the number of people actually eating at Leo’s.
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What else is he surprised by?


1. Save this picture to your computer.

2. Save the background picture of your choice to your computer as well.

3. Go to Paint (is that still a thing?) or (Pixlr Editor Advanced) and open both photos

4. Select around Surprised Patrick, copy, and paste onto your background image

5. Adjust as necessary

6. SAVE AND send them into us at [email protected]!

JJ Selected to Succeed Pope Benedict

Jj is the pope with chairIt’s official: JJ has decided to leave his post as “mascot-in-training” and will be ascending to the position of Pope. The visit of the Butler bulldogs was apparently a training mechanism to test JJ’s diplomatic abilities as well as an attempt to gauge his ability to photograph well. He passed with flying colors, as is seen here, and has officially accepted the papacy. We are excited to see what JJ will do, though campus will miss him dearly. Congratulations, JJ!


One Does Not Simply Walk Into Lau Without ID


Is this not the greatest thing you’ve ever seen? We at The Fourth Edition thought so. The incredibly clever, Photoshop-wiz, Karen Bu (COL ’16) posted this creation on Facebook this weekend, and it has spread like wildfire amongst those in Mordor’s fiery grip … I mean, uh … Lau. I just appreciate the accuracy of this picture and thought you, our readers, might like it too.

Photo: Karen Bu
Title credit: Matt Caulfield