As an underclassman at Georgetown, I heard the term SWUG for the first time and I told myself I would never become one during my senior year. Alas, here I am, senior year, drinking a bottle of wine in my sweats with my friends doing The New York Times crossword puzzle on a Saturday night. This is not the first time this has happened.
What is a SWUG, some of you may be asking? A SWUG is an acronym that stands for Senior Washed Up Girl. You may experience a SWUG sighting at Tombs on a Wednesday night or at an all you can drink brunch in Dupont. As an experienced SWUG myself over the past 7 months, I have decided to help 4E in order to create a SWUG guideline if you will.
SWUG Life 101
Have a designated booth at Tombs.
On a 1 to SWUGiness level, this is a 7.
Have the ability to recollect everything that happened on this past season of The Bachelor.
On a 1 to SWUGiness level, this is a 5.
Do not leave your house unless absolutely necessary, like making a wine or food run.
On a 1 to SWUGiness level, this is a 6.5.
Exceptional knowledge of every happy hour in the DC Metro area.
On a 1 to SWUGiness level, this is a 8.5.
Saying “I have no motivation” at least three time a day.
On a 1 to SWUGiness level, this is a 9.2.
Invest in a New York Times crossword puzzle subscription.
On a 1 to SWUGiness level, this is a 10.
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