We can’t think of a better way to celebrate President’s Day than by watching tonight’s GUSA presidential debate… except of course, by watching the debate and playing this game. The big event will take place in the Leavey Program Room at 8 p.m. and for those too lazy to go, The Hoya will be live-tweeting the debate. But seriously, it’s a holiday, so you really have no excuse.
As always, if you have ideas for a new rule, suggest it in our comment section! Enjoy the game, and stay safe, Hoyas.
Drink once…
- For every candidate that mispronounces their running mate’s name
- Every time someone says “SAC is broken”
- For everyone at the debate who isn’t in GUSA, a member of campus media, or a former candidate (don’t worry, this won’t be too many)
- Every time Jake Sticka tweets something sarcastic
- Every time a candidate works his or her campaign slogan into an answer (it’s like when they say the title of a movie in the movie itself and seem to be really proud of it)
- Every time someone hates on Hoyalink
- Every time a candidate mentions ‘innovation’ or ‘solutions’
- For every reference to the Catholic/Jesuit Identity
- For every bizarre face the candidates make when they don’t agree with each other
Drink twice…
- For every former executive candidate at the debate
- Every time former VP Greg Laverriere tweets (Yeah, we kept this rule. Why? This is why)
- If the rat menace is mentioned again
- If someone starts a chant
Finish your drink…
- If candidates desperately reach for water in the middle of their statements
- If Fitz Luftkin shows up to the debate (double if he’s wearing a Jack and Maggie pin)
- Pizza at Leo’s starts a write-in campaign (watch out, Chicken Madness)
- Any candidate refers to GUSA SABOTAGE
Photo: Jezebel
This is phenomenal.
JUST WAIT. IM COMING FOR YOU CHICKEN MADNESS. #PIZZAPROMISES
Who is Fitz Luftkin?