‘Tis the season for love and emotions! Everyone remembers last year when 4E brought you the best pickup lines in the planet. I mean you should, 4E (cough, myself) basically became famous.
But then… no one used the pickup lines. At least, not on me. THESE LINES ARE GOLDEN PEOPLE, COME ON.
Well anyway now we back, back again. And this time, we are better than ever. Because this time we are giving you ways to reject love. Maybe this will be more applicable to your lives.
4E PRESENTS: GEORGETOWN REJECTION LINES
You are more likely to get an appointment at the Career Center than a date with me.
The prospect of us having a relationship makes me want to run screaming down Prospect.
I feel more alone with you than I do in Lau.
Dr. Todd Olson: doesn’t exist. Your chance with me: likewise.
It’s not you, it’s your Wisey’s order.
You have a better chance of strolling down the Reiss walkway.
Of course I’ll go on a date with you! Meet you at the Georgetown Metro stop tonight at 7!
You are Los Cuates, and I am the police. Shutting. You. Down.
You may have stolen the clock hands, but you couldn’t steal my heart.
Do you know what NHS stands for? Not Happening, Sorry.
Make like JJ the Bulldog and bite me.
This conversation is a lot like the first week of school: NSOver.
Use them on a creepy classmate, use them on your friends. I really don’t care. Just as long as you don’t use them on me.
And remember, if you are #tryna, “let’s be like the cups in Leo’s and stick together” is always appropriate.
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