We here at 4E know it’s a fact that nothing says Valentine’s Day more than cheesy pickup lines. And we happen to kill the pickup game because we’re sooooo witty.
So because of this reality, 4E is (currently) holding a Valentine’s Day competition for 5 pairs of tickets to a hilarious comedy show in D.C. on Valentine’s Day (featuring Nema Williams and Ed Blaze with special guest HOPE FLOOD). It is bound to be legen – wait for it – dary.
How do you win these free tickets? Glad you asked: All you have to do to get your name in the running is tweet to @thehoya4E with your best (and hottest) pickup lines! From these we will determine the best lines and the winners will be rewarded with these amazing tickets! You can find all of the instructions here.
Comedy and love, or just comedy and not love — whatever your fancy is, you will have an amazing time. Laughter cures all wounds, right?
To get you in the mood for the competition (and romance?), here are 4E’s Georgetown-themed pickup lines:
Girl, you’re like Wisey’s because every time I’m with you it’s madness.
I wish we could go back to NSO, ’cause girl I want to break the ice with you.
The only thing I’m checking out at Lau is you.
Do you work in Vittles? Because I think you’re Vital to my happiness.
Let’s be men and women for each other.
I’m an RHO employee; What size is your package?
You’re like Jack the Bulldog; I really wanna take a walk with you.
Somebody call GERMS, cause it’s unhealthy for you to look that good.
Girl, you’re like Chicken Finger Thursdays; I’d wait all week for you.
Let’s be like the cups in Leo’s and stick together.
Your eyes are like the ICC, I get lost in them all the time.
Are you in the SFS? Because I wanna map your modern world.
Try them on your floor, that person you like or even me … whomever! Think you can do better? Tweet at us and enter for a chance to win! Oh, and make sure you feel the love, Hoyas.